Tuesday, March 23, 2004

I can see the Bush Administration imploding from within ever since the world learned officially that the Iraq invasion was entirely hollow and without foundation. That alone should have toppled this corrupt oligarchy but Americans somehow maintain composure with some rankling and outrage in the talking head circuits. But that 80% of the mass public that Chomsky refers to who are entirely distracted by sports and entertainment, remains cool and apathetic about it all.

It says a lot about the Bush leadership when members of it's own party and power circles speak out in public in criticism about the Bush Administration. Let's recount a few of the Bush defectors:

1. Christine Todd Whitman: former head of EPA resigns; the official line even from her is that it had nothing to do w/ Bush but considering he's possibly the worst environmental President we've ever had in the age of Global Warming, her resignation is foretelling.

2. Paul O'Neill: former Secretary of Treasury for Bush, Jr. writes book " The Price of Loyalty: George W. Bush, the White House, and the Education of Paul O'Neill" looking very critically at the first two years of the Bush Administration and exposes the odd behavior and the behind-the-scenes decision-making process that went on. "George W. Bush emerges as an inscrutable enigma, bereft of curiosity, intolerant of dissent, and curiously content to be scripted, rehearsed, and handled. "

3. Richard Clark who headed the NSC's counter-terrorism chief wrote a book lambasting Bush Administration and how they ignored the Al Queda threat and was obsessed with Iraq. This is a man who worked under Reagan, Bush, Sr., and Clinton.

There's enough evidence that a blueprint for a military intervention in Iraq goes back decades but 911 was the blank check given to this Administration to follow through on the plan.

But Americans are essentially consumers-- consumers of goods and services and entertainment. We're unflappable so long as we have our jobs. It's truly amazing

Monday, March 08, 2004

Guilty pleasure: Bill Maher's new show "Real Time With Bill Maher" on HBO. http://www.hbo.com/billmaher/

His brand of irreverent, leftist leaning political humor is sometimes, dare I say it, funny. He seems like he'd be a prick to know in person and he can sometimes be reactionary but he's the closest thing liberals have to the Limbaugh's of the Right. Talk radio is not really a space liberals want to own nor is it a market for them. But Maher's able to slam the issues weekly on a much more powerful medium, national television.

Particularly uproarious are his "New Rules" which he concludes each show with. Here are some...

More found at http://www.safesearching.com/billmaher/home.shtml

New Rule: Everyone has to stop pretending that Woody Allen movies don't completely suck. [laughter] [applause] Now, I saw his latest efforts on cable last weekend. Hollywood stars must stop pretending that it's an honor to appear in this unwatchable, recycled tripe. Critics have to stop pretending that a tiny, old Jew could be scoring with Tea Leoni and Helen Hunt. [laughter] Somebody contact wardrobe. The emperor has no clothes. [applause]
- Okay, even as a die-hard Woody fan, I can't help but laugh at this.

New Rule: A hamburger is not the same thing as a car. The Bush Administration wants to reclassify fast-food jobs as manufacturing jobs. [laughter] Talk about parsing the language. Bill Clinton may have finessed the definition of sex, but he never claimed his penis was actually a glass of lemonade. [laughter] [applause] A Quarter Pounder may spend a week in your colon, but that doesn't make it a 'durable good.' [laughter] [applause]


New Rule: Gay marriage won't lead to dog marriage. [laughter] It is not a slippery slope to rampant inter-species coupling. [laughter] When women got the right to vote, it didn't lead to hamsters voting. [laughter] No court has extended the Equal Protection Clause to salmon. [laughter] And for the record, all marriages are same sex marriages. You get married, and every night, it's the same sex. [laughter] [applause]


You know, Republicans used to be the party that opposed social engineering. But now they push programs to outlaw marriage for some people and encourage it for others. If you're straight, there's a billion-five in the budget to promote marriage, but gay marriage is opposed because it threatens or mocks or does something to the 'sanctity' of marriage, as if anything you can do in Vegas, drunk off your ass in front of an Elvis impersonator, could be considered sacred. [laughter] [applause]


And finally, New Rule: Southerners have to at least consider voting for candidates from the North. [laughter] [applause] [cheers] North Carolina Senator John Edwards has a powerful argument in his bid to be the Democratic nominee when he says, 'What I give people is a candidate who can win everywhere in America.' Translation: 'We Southerners ain't gonna vote for no Yankee.' [laughter] 'You suckers up north will take our Clintons and Carters, but we just ain't buyin' Kerrys and Deans.' And that's a shame, not just for Democrats, but for democracy itself. And I feel bad for the millions of intelligent people who live in a region still dominated by so much prejudice that anyone who wants to be president better have a twang in his voice and pronounce all for 'e's' in the word 'shit.' [laughter] [applause]

Wednesday, March 03, 2004

http://thesmokinggun.com/backstagetour/index.html

Saw Mo Rocca Who_Am_I? on CNN tonight and was thoroughly amused by his goofy, straight-faced political commentary which is vaguely witty, interlaced w/ surprisingly astute historical references, and kind of odd overall.

At any rate, this led me to this site thesmokinggun.com/Welcome.html that Rocca was inspired by to make a TV show based on it which has screwball documents like "riders" of celebrities (which are like legal docs requesting venue management provide Evian water, throw pillows, etc. for the talent). Ozzy apparently asked for a real eye-nose-throat doctor to be available! thesmokinggun.com/backstagetour/ozzy/ozzy1.html

Or this shocking bit on celebrity mugshots! VinceVaughn!

Wacky.